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.matt.
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Sep. 11th, 2006 @ 09:29 pm tragedy abounds
the flag at school flew at half mast.


it took me about half an hour to realize that this was for 9/11 and not, in fact, for steve irwin. who knew?


.matt.
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Jul. 5th, 2006 @ 12:43 am FINISH HIM!
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Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 01:06 am (no subject)
This was going to be a deep entry about reaching the end of life and wondering if you think about all the things u did or all the things u neglected doing and crap like that -- it was too long, so i did the only reasonable thing and condensed it into a haiku.


watch Age take its toll
minds outlive their own bodies
damn, that sucks big time.


.matt.
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May. 29th, 2006 @ 12:26 am I dont really like being one of those people that only tells stories about work...but...
A female server at work talking with others about going out for a drink the next night, rounds up a team, and then turns to me --

"Matt, do you drink alcohol?"

"No"

"...You're a loser"


.matt.


PS -- Andy and Alexa are amazing dancers.
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May. 20th, 2006 @ 03:09 pm words from a fellow employee
Spoken by a cook i was working with last night on the subject of relationships and love:

"When I was first married my wife and I lived in a tiny, concrete brick house in a married housing unit at the university. We were poor. For Christmas our gift to each other was buying cable. But we were so happy together. After we saved enough money we opened our own restaurant and we were making great money, whatever we wanted to do we could do it; take vacations or buy whatever. and we were miserable.
I guess thats part of falling in love with someone, the excitement and the fun of just imagining all the great things that you can one day do with them. When you actually have teh option to do those things, something gets lost.

So i had an affair and she broke my nose."

.matt.
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May. 8th, 2006 @ 12:09 am (no subject)
"It’s a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
Some people say it’s even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue
Inside these tearful walls

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin’ out of every seam.
As days go by, we’re gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
We’re gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

When days go by, there’s room for you, room for me,
For gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by, It’s the bigger love of the family."

------Pablo Neruda
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Apr. 1st, 2006 @ 08:28 pm love em or leave em (and risk getting ure face kicked in)





The Demolition


.matt.

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Mar. 20th, 2006 @ 08:14 pm (no subject)
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

-T. S. Eliot
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Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 03:49 pm Love is Gross.

St Valentine of Rome.   
Priest in Rome, possibly a bishop. Physician. Imprisoned for giving aid to martyrs in prison, and while there converted the jailer by restoring sight to the jailer's daughter.

There are several theories about the origin of Valentine's Day celebrations. Some believe the Romans had a mid-February custom where boys drew girls' names in honor of the sex and fertility goddess, Februata Juno; pastors "baptised" this holiday, like some others, by substituting the names of saints such as Valentine to suppress the practice. Others maintain that the custom of sending Valentines on February 14th stems from the belief that birds begin to pair on that date. By 1477 the English associated lovers with the feast of Valentine because on that day "every bird chooses him a mate." The custom started of men and women writing love letters to their Valentine on this day. Other "romance" traditions have become attached to this feast, including pinning bay leaves to your pillow on Valentine's Eve so that you will see your future mate that night in your dreams.
Died
beaten and beheaded c.269 at Rome.  (*Surprised?  I'm not.)
Patronage
affianced couples, betrothed couples, engaged couples, happy marriages, love, lovers, young people, greeting card manufacturers, epilepsy, plague. 
 

Surprise!  No more mystery or air of romance.  You heathens are all celebrating a pagan holiday.  What a crock. 

.matt.
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